Kitchen Hygiene Pointers

My advice: do. not. put your bare feet on the island countertop surface. Even if it's quartz for goodness sake!

GoopYou is a hilarious Tumblr send up of Gwyneth Paltrow's (of "oh no she didn't really write her cookbook" fame) GOOP digital media site. The author often pokes great fun at Gwynnie's collection of personal chefs and backyard woodburning pizza oven.

I can't recommend it highly enough if you can stomach the high-snark content!

www.goopyou.tumblr.com